I was thinking about the guys who invented viagra sitting around thinking of a name for it . Viagra was a a cop out of a name I reckon . Here is my version of the TV advertisement song for my special name for it "dongagra"
"brand new thang-drug
new dongagra wont you let me love you long time
results may vary
side-effects may include sniggering chemist
my prescriptions running low again
if your pride lasts for days contact guiness book right away
rest your richard gere on your james genus
pass me that walnut
double my dose please "